A food feud and a parent of the year at the same time. You don’t see that every day. Dude has horrible taste in beverages, too. A West Monroe man has been arrested after he allegedly put a gun to his son’s head after his son drank the last Dr Pepper in their home. According …
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We Said The Food Would Be Fast. We Never Said It Would Be Warm
Police: Men complaining about cold food threaten Palm Coast McDonald’s employee with gun According to a report, Jawan Davis and Jordon Dunn pulled out a gun at the window of a Palm Coast McDonald’s drive-thru after complaining their food was cold. Authorities said the men told the employee at the window to remake their food. …
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Why So Sour, Sweetie?
I don’t know if it’s the odd choice of weapon or simply the fact that it involves McDonald’s, but I’m reminded of Marvin the McChicken guy when I read this story. Florida man from Zephyrhills arrested after striking woman with Sweet ‘N Sour Sauce packets He became angry when a woman identified in the arrest …
Think Outside The Bun. Here, I’ll Show You How
We have an entire section here devoted largely to people being unhappy about food. This story is one of those, but it’s different. For instead of ending as so many do in assault, property damage or both, this one serves as a reminder that, like your dad and granddad always told you, if you want …
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All That Sleeping Around Was Going To Ketchup With You Eventually
A significant other being unfaithful to me is fortunately one of those areas in which I don’t have a lot of experience, so on one hand, who am I to judge Peter Wagman? Perhaps dousing a woman in ketchup while she sleeps is a perfectly reasonable reaction to concerns of infidelity. But on the other, …
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Today’s Special Is Domestic Violence
If this happened to most of us it would be the strangest experience of our lives, but in Florida I bet it’s just Monday. According to a Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office probable cause affidavit, Dankner and his mother were in their backyard when he asked her to dress his mannequin. After she refused to …
Next Time I’ll Kick You In The Bag
I’m not going to say I don’t understand the impulse because there isn’t much worse than finding your bread or eggs down at the bottom of a bag full of heavy shit, but it is important at times like those to do our best to act like a big boy and deal with the situation …
This Sandwich Is Cold. Here, Try Some
I want to know more about this “verbal altercation.” Can you please reheat this for me should not devolve into a food feud assuming that’s how the request was made. I’m assuming it wasn’t, but we may never know. Corinthian Jones, 19, purchased the sandwich Friday night at a 7-Eleven in Bradenton, Florida. Jones got …
You’re Toast, Buddy!
Story is about a year old, but I’m still going to post it for a few reasons: Age ain’t nothin’ but a number. A fight broke out in a restaurant over a damn toaster, which is one of those dumb things we kind of keep track of. Is it common at British buffets to have …
Run From The Early Shift
It makes sense that most of the restaurant food fights we see are worker vs. customer, but it is kind of surprising that with all that perfectly good weaponry just hanging around that we don’t see more worker on worker disagreements end that way. But here’s one. Spartanburg cops were called to a Taco Bell …