Most of these are pretty stupid. Consider yourselves warned. *Q: What do you call a gay gentleman from the Deep South?A: A homo-sex-y’all. *Q: How do you get a woman off during sex?A: Push her. *Two guys are drinking in a bar. One says, “Did you know that lions have sex 10 to 15 times …
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The Newfie Stud
Bob liked to frequent the Newfoundland beaches, but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend George the lifeguard for advice. ‘It’s dem big baggy swimming trunks, my son. Dey’re years outta style. Yer best bet is to grab yeself a pair of Speedos – about two sizes too small, …
Merry Next Week And A Happy Week After That
I don’t have a whole lot to say since Mattcovered things pretty well yesterdayand I’vesaid similar before,but I wanted to take a quick break from packing to head off for the week (absolutely) and drinking beer (as if) to wish you all a very merry Christmas and a happy New Year. I know it hasn’t …
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A Few Jokes That Some Of You Might Not Like
The weather sucks. Life is good, but not exciting enough to write about in a manner that would make anybody care. The news isn’t all that funny these days. It’s not very thought inspiring either. Thank God for jokes, that’s all I can say. If you’ve got any, feel free to send them along. *All …
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Talking Clock
After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. ‘What’s that big brass gong?’ one of the guests asked. ‘It’s not a gong. It’s a talking …
Best Friend
A man was feeling very depressed. He walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch whiskey. As the bartender poured him the drink he remarked, “That’s quite a heavy drink. What’s wrong?” After quickly downing his drink, the man replied, “I got home and found my wife having sex with my best friend.” “Wow” …
Did You Jump?
A young man joined the army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went through the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an airplane. The next day, he called home to his proud father to tell him the news. “So, did …
Tough Question
So, if Steve can post stupid things. So can I. In all the excitement that is currently swirling around due to the Obama victory last night – I feel like one very important question is not being asked. Myself, and many others, are now asking. Will America ever go back? Y’know… having gone black black …
>Olympic Village
>Here comes the joke you’re all going to hate me for today. It might not be the only one either, I’ve got a fair bit of mail to look at. Three guys were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village to scoop souvenirs and autographs. The first says, “Let’s watch the registration table to see …
Tasey Crazy
Since I can’t seem to think of anything else to blog, and this made me laugh, I figured I’d post this little emailed tale of…woe? It’s more like a tale of ouch. Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary …