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Category Archives: jokes
Bacon Tree
I’m not sure who you’ll hate more in about 2 minutes. Me for posting this or yourselves for laughing at it. Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden… “Hey Pepe, do you …
>It’s Joke Time!
>I’ve been getting some pretty good jokes sent to me lately, so it’s time to post a few. Some of these are pretty stupid, but that’s never stopped me before. A few might also be considered offensive by some, but if some aren’t expecting that,then some haven’t been paying attention. *A man goes into a …
Making Things Right
Greg had a major argument with his girlfriend. After storming away and cooling off, he started to think. He was clearly in the wrong and felt pretty guilty about all the trauma he had caused. So to make things right, he decided to buy her a gift. “Anything at all my love,” he said, overcome …
What Do You Get…?
Q: What do you get when you cross an impressionist painter with a New York City cab driver? A: Vincent Van Go Fuck Yourself.
Difference of Opinion
So I was just watching the Bronze Medal Game of Wheelchair Rugby from the Paralympics on CBC and it looked to me like there may have been a difference in opinion amongs the team members of what should be considered a success for the team. Team Canada beat the team from the UK to claim …
The Guide Dogs Hurka Gurka Clock
This just came into my inbox, and I laughed, laughed, and laughed some more. Maybe the sane among us would only snore at this, but I thought dog-owners would laugh along with me. I didn’t write this. It was written by a guy named Tom K. GuideDog Owners! Have you ever had to make excuses …
Fingers
Ted is working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw. In a horrible accident, he accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He rushes to the emergency room at the local hospital as fast as he can. The ER doctor says, “Wow! that’s pretty bad. Don’t worry, give me the fingers, …
Toilet Trivia
It isn’t widely known, but the first toilet seat was invented by a Polish scientist in the 16th century. The invention was later modified by an Irish inventor who, seeing room for improvement, put a hole in it.
How’d You Die?
Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. “How’d you die?” the first man asks the second. “I froze to death,” says the second. “That’s awful,” says the first man. “How does it feel to freeze to death?” “It’s very uncomfortable at first,” says the second man. “You get the shakes, and …