Here’s a scary policy that I’m happy to say died a quick and merciful death. The city of Bozeman, Montana decided they wanted to have a real good look at applicants for city jobs. Included in the background check was a request for applicants to tell them about all social networking and web groups they …
Category Archives: lawyers and lawsuits
Lets’ Open A Kicking Gilles Blackburn Resort
We’ve talked before about how dumbasses want to ski out of bounds and then don’t want to pay for their own damn rescue. Now, one of those dumbasses may be screwing it up for everyone. Gilles Blackburn and his wife decided to ski out of bounds at Kicking Horse Resort. They got lost for 9 …
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Cereal Litigant
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the new stupidest person in the entire world,Janine Sugawara. Over a 4 year period, Sugawara had been purchasing and enjoying “Cap’n Crunch with Crunchberries” cereal. However, when she discovered that Crunchberries were not an actual fruit, she was not amused, and you know what that means. Yup, lawsuit time! …
Guinness Book Of World Riches
Our old friend Jonathan Lee Riches is doing what he does best, suing! Who is he suing now? I can’t stop laughing. He’s suing…*snort*…the Guinness Book of World Records. Why is he suing them? I’m not sure. Most obviously, it seems that he doesn’t like the names they’ve stuck on him, names like “The litigator …
He Thinks He Owns Them, But When This Is Over, They Will Own Him
I wonder if Shreepriya Gopalan is going to be the new Jonathan Lee riches. I think the only thing keeping him from being that is the lack of funds, since he wants this case to go forward even though he has no money.
This years Winners In The Wackiness Department
Here comes this year’s installment of the wacky warning labels contest. Two things I have to say. In whose world would eating an LCD screen be a good idea, and in what world does Joanne Doroshow llive? The contest never said all warning labels were bad, just the stupid ones.
Finally, some Punishment for Filing A Frivolous Lawsuit!
We need more judges like this one. Inez M. Starks sued the city of Warren, several police officers…and…a police dog…because the dog bit her on her buttock and she says it damaged a nerve preventing her from walking without pain. Because she sued the dog, the judge fined her for frivolously suing the animal. Where …
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>Badda Ba Ba Ba, I’m Suin’ You
>Here’s a twisted lawsuit for ya. Fran McLaren went into a McDonald’s and got lunch. There’s also a liquor store right there. Apparently, both had kicked a homeless dude out, so he was lying in a parking spot. She gave him a cheeseburger, at which point he threw it back at her and said he …
My First disservice Dog Encounter
I met my first disservice dog in person yesterday, you know, somebody’s dog who they’re saying is a service dog, but it’s obvious that the dog sstill needs some serious tweaks in training. I went to a public meeting about that roundabout they want to build in the middle of town, and in walked a …
You’re Not The boss Of Me By Order Of the Province Of Quebec
Ug. the guy who grounded his daughter lost his apeal! All the courts will say is the girl was caught up in a rare situation. what was it? She was being a rebellious teenaged daughter who decided to go the extra mile. that’s all it sounds like from the information we’ve been given. Now dad …
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