Well, long time, no chat. I’d apologize for not being around a whole lot over the last little while, but to be honest, I doubt any of you really missed me all that much if you missed me at all. So where have I been? Well for starters, my sleep has gone to hell in …
Category Archives: music
The Most Horriblest Song Of My Life
Ug. I heard a horrid song on the radio. This wouldn’t be all that special, there are lots of horrid songs on the radio. But this song made me want to kill its author. It was called Lonely Day, and System of a Down unleashed this attrocity on us. So why was this song so …
Don’t Download This Song
This, for lack of any better terminology, is fucking absurd. Why should it be the responsibility of college and university students to prop up the failing business models of multi-billion dollar corporations? And why should doing the sensible thing and not doing so be punishable by the revocation of all federal financial aid to all …
Wayne, I Wanna Lockjaw Those Contestants!
Fox has come up with this new Gameshow called Don’t Forget the Lyrics. The concept is a fine idea. It’s like karaoke and Who Wants to Be a Millionaire mixed together. The contestant picks a song, and the words appear on the screen, and the contestant sings along. But at some point, the band stops …
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Sing A Song of Synth Clips
We have known about something for years that just has to go up here. Hell, I think we knew about it before there was a vomit comet. Why it wasn’t already up here, I don’t know, but better late than never, I guess. There is a site, the owners of which have way too much …
How Do You Write Up, The Sound Of Your Voice?
So we’re watching a Barenaked Ladies concert on TV right now. It’s been pretty good in case you were wondering, but that’s not the point. After one of the commercial breaks, a message came on the screen that said “closed captioning for this program has been brought to you by…”. It got us both to …
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Who Doesn’t Love A Good Country Song?
A group of country music’s biggest stars have a message for terrorists: you can’t hurt America by blowing up New York City. Yes, the full song does actually exist.
Back From The Weekend And Feeling Chatty
Well, I’m home, I’m alive, and I had a pretty dandy long weekend. Although when you’ve got a good family, lots of good food and a few good drinks, it’s hard to end up with something you could describe as anything other than dandy. Maybe if you prefer words like smashing or fanglorious you could …
Happy Canadian Thanksgiving
Even though we seem to have more American visitors than Canadian ones these days, I still wanted to take a second to wish everybody a happy Thanksgiving. What ever you’re doing and whoever you’re doing it to, I hope it’s a safe and happy experience for each and every one of you. I’m sure very …
>I’m Weak In the Fleece For You?
>I want you all to try to listen to this song and tell me whether or not you think Serena Ryder sounds like a sheep. “Would you mind if I got drunk and said I want to take you home to baaaaaaahed?”