I Made A Shitty Song Down In Africa

You know what I hate? Ok, who said just about everything? You’re right, but still, shut your trap. Today’s heaping helping of go die in a fire is directed at what results when so-called musicians take perfectly acceptable songs and do horrible, unspeakable things to them. For example, have a listen to what some no-talent …

A Bunch Of Stuff From My Head

I’ve been thinking about afew things. Here they are in no particular order. My Trixie dreams have taken a new twist. They’re of two types: One has me going back to training, and some of my classmates are there, only this time, Trixie is with me. We just end up having a refresher, and I …

Come On, Feel The Noise, And Run In The Other Direction

In case you ever find yourself amid a cricket infestation, the good folks of Tuscarora, Nevada say they don’t like that old time rock and roll. Seriously. They set out stereos that form a perimeter and blast classic rock music at them. That’s the only weapon they find turns them away. Wow. I wonder if …

>the Tesla Coils Are Charging Up, Igor, Throw The Switch

>Here comes more people playing stuff that’s not designed to be played.Ouch. this guy connected himself to a tesla coil and made creepy music. Um, that sounds painful. I mean, I wouldn’t know, but… And this set of tesla coils did the dance of the sugarplumb fairies. These folks have way too much time on …

That Squirrel had To Die

Hey squirrels! Get the hell out of Spokane. Park officials have decided you’re too much trouble, so they’re going to detonate you and your tunnels. Yup, seriously. they’ve bought a product called the rodenator that’s supposed to collapse ground rodents’ burrows and kill the squirrels in a humane way. Yeah, because suffocating an animal to …

Flying By The Seat Of Another Man’s Pants

This sounds like something that would happen to me in a dream. but it happened in real life to British opera singer Bren Terfel. He was in his shorts in the hotel, and left to go play his performance and forgot his pants! How does one get all the way from point A to point …