Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Not a whole lot needing to be said about this one, it’s dumb enough without me making jokes about it. Whenever PETA is involved, any smartass thing I could come up with couldn’t match the senslessness of the story itself. This time, the target of their dumbassarry is the Pet Shop Boys, a group that …
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Phil Celia and the Silver Tones – Keep on Smiling! Pay Your Taxes! I’m not quite sure what to make of this. it’s catchy and ungodly irritating all at once. I have a feeling I’ll be adding it to the collection for at least a little while though because I can’t stop laughing at it …
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I found this video of a woman named Amy Gordon playing “america The Beautiful” on the kazoo, but not the way one would expect. One person says she plays the kazoo with her vagina, another says she’s playing 3 kazoos from 3 orifices. I’m frightened. Any way you look at it, she did a fine …
I profoundly suck. W.S.G sent this Songsmith butchering of Katy Perry’s ‘I Kissed A Girl a week and a half ago. I’ve been meaning to post it, but I keep forgetting. You know what’s scary? It’s been songsmithed more than once.
Not saying it’s any good, but all things considered this could have turned out a whole lot worse than it did. Motorhead’s Ace Of Spades as performed by Microsoft Songsmith. Here’s as close to the original as I could findto give you an idea of what the poor software package was up against here.
Many times when I hear a song I don’t like, I think to myself lord that’s awful, but I can perhaps understand how somebody with taste not as good as mine could get into it. This, however, is not one of those times. Have a listen torapper Lil Wayne…um…singing(?) his new rock(?) tune(?) Prom Queenand …
I can’t decide if this Woodhands cover of Electric Avenue is more offensive or annoying. But what I am sure of is that this noodley computerized keyboard crap can stop right now or sooner, and that whoever decided that those vocal effects (especially the ones in the choruses) sounded good can feel free to die …
I don’t even know why I’m posting this, except the damn song keeps getting stuck in my head…oh, and roundabouts scare me. In Kitchener, I guess they’ve put in a roundabout, one of those weird circle intersection dealies where all the cars drive around it and pedestrians have to decide when it’s safe and then …
I love ragging on the shittiness of Microsoft Songsmith as much as anybody, but I’ve gotta give credit where it’s due. When the worst thing I can say is that it gets kind of monotonous at around the 3 minute mark, that can’t be considered anything but a victory.Classic Hits by Microsoft Songsmith: “Shock The …
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Oh my my. Barb tagged Steve and I to do this funky music quiz. So off I go. here are the rules. Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.Step 2: Post the first line from the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing. See which of your friends can name the most …
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