This one’s almost too easy, but I still feel that it is my duty to inform you all that Kim Young Suk has been found guilty along with somebody who has a less amusing name of running a brothel out of what was purported to be an “accupressure spa.”
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If We Add An Extra L He’ll Be Extra Good At It
I can only theorize that if you look at your newborn son and say to yourself “he looks like a Fellony,” either you already know you don’t like him or that you have insights about the future the rest of us don’t. And considering how things have been going for Fellony with two Ls Hudson, …
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Our New Hole Smells
A hazMat team had to be called in when an odor was detected after a truck penetrated the wall of a building belonging to AnalTech, a company name I swear to you all I am 100 percent not making up. https://www.facebook.com/1017WDEL/videos/10155219993595822/ As a result of the collision at the intersection of Route 72 and Blue Hen …
You Can Cuff Me, But Only For Another $20
Yes, a 70-year-old massage lady did offer to take the nice officer to the full service pumps for an additional fee, but do not let that fact distract you from the best part of this, that being that it all went down (so to speak) at Jax Therapy. Septuagenarian Sun Hee Gribat was collared Tuesday …
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Trigger Warning
People shoot themselves this way with stunning regularity, but rarely are those people as aptly named as Jason Trigger. Trigger, 35, was in a Dollar General store in Hudson when a handgun fell from his waistband, hit the floor and fired into his right ankle, according to Bay News 9. He left before paramedics arrived …
Sally Who?
I have nothing whatsoever to say about it, but I invite you to read the details of a man crashing a stolen transport truck into a brothel as reported by Sally Ho.
Meet Scarface And His Owner Scartorso
There is so much about this story that makes me go “wow.” First, somebody had a pit bull and they named it Scarface. To me, this sounds like they think of him as kind of mean. Maybe picking the name was random, or he had a weird scar on his face for some innocent reason …
No Word On If He Was On The Sauce At The Time
Arrested in January for robbing a pizza delivery man of a couple of pizzas and $25 at gunpoint are Logan Alexander and more importantly for our purposes, Sheldon Cheese. The victim, whose name was not released, was delivering the pizzas Tuesday to Cheese and his friend, Logan Alexander, 18, of Littlestown, Pa., at a location …
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Somebody’s Living Up To His Name Again
Perhaps you recall Dr. Jake Heiney, who was charged with and subsequently convicted of doing unauthorized things to the body parts for which he is named while he was supposed to be practising medicine. Well, he’s in the news again, this time for acting like one of those body parts for which he is named, …
Who Else Would You Ask?
I’m so glad that while writing their article on a Parliamentary committee studying the effects of violent online pornography, CBC News took the time to get a few comments from Conservative Member of Parliament Rachael Harder. Don’t even try telling me that wasn’t intentional, guys.