I like it when the master criminal stories are nice and simple. The victim was located on scene suffering from a gunshot wound and transported to the hospital where he later died. The suspect, identified as 43-year-old Gilbert Vermillion, was apprehended after falling out of his moving vehicle in an attempt to flee the scene, …
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A Good Reminder To Be Nice To Ghosts
Dead man linked to 4 murders in northern Ontario last summer
Maybe Get Him Some Swimming Lessons?
One Quebec child in ER for near-drowning every day in summer, says study
The Best News Bloopers Of July 2024
I hope they didn’t make the dry rub guy apologize. That was funny. And yes, yacht is a stupid word that I’m glad I didn’t have to deal with often back in the radio days. I could absolutely see myself being that guy, especially on a bad sleep morning.
Cut It Out! You’re Bugging Me! Clean Up Your Act!
Call me crazy if you’d like, but for some reason I have a feeling that this unseasoned chicken thing isn’t the first time that this family has had a night like this. When Deputy Kyle Burns and Corporal Simpson arrived, they were told the situation began when Anthony Harper was asked “why he didn’t season …
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Calm Down, Man. Maybe He’s Just Flirting
Fun fact: Many years ago, I knew someone who was accused, among other awful things, of bestiality. Several of us knew about it, and we had a grand old time making fun of him for it. Thankfully he never tried to beat any of us up, not that he could have. In fact he seemed …
Somewhere, Someone Is Kicking Himself For Only Asking For Six Grand
Stories about bank scams are getting to be a lot like stories about fireworks. It’s hard to find a really good one especially now that scammers have gotten more sophisticated and are able to fool people much more easily without a lot of those people having to be astoundingly dumb. But that doesn’t mean that …
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Meanwhile, Walkoff Made It Down Without Incident
This is very sad especially since she sounds like such a lovely person, but I can’t lie to you people. Even in my older, mellower state, someone named Rohloff…well…rolling off is still going to get a laugh and a post out of me. By the time Grace Rohloff reached the top of Half Dome, smiling …
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Better Than Eating Them, I Suppose
I don’t know what prompted Joseph Weaver to resign from his position at the Jacksboro Tennessee police department, but clearly, he’s upset about it. A very odd kind of upset, but definitely upset. Weaver, according to police, admitted to throwing several cans of Vienna sausages at the home of the town’s vice mayor Jimmy Snodgrass, …
Look, Guys! It’s The Inside Of My Skull Where My Brain Used To…Never Mind
After all these years, I’ve gotten to the point with fireworks injury stories where I’ve seriously caught myself thinking “meh. Guy blew his hand off. Whatever.” I’ll read them just in case there’s a funny detail buried somewhere, but most of the time they get a quick scan and then it’s on to the next …
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