Here’s reason no. 2708396 why we shouldn’t deal with China. Look at their zoos! Yeah, this looks like a country who should be hosting the olympics. Be glad you’re not a goat or a chicken in China.
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Give The Gift Of Drug Company Trinkets
Ok, let me get this straight. an operator of several hospitals and clinics in Minnesota has decided to get rid of all the trinkets that have been given to doctors from drug companies. They say it’s a conflict of interest. Great! I understand. But here’s where I get confused. They’re going to send them to …
Buckle Up Your Beer For Safety
Do you ever wonder if you’re an alcoholic? Well, if you buckle your beer into the passenger’s seat, even though you don’t buckle yourself in as you drive drunk, I think you can safely, er, unsafely, say the answer is yes.
They Should Have Idiot Proofed It While They Were At It
A so-called “theft proof” police car worth about £75,000 was stolen from the Berlin Police force recently when 2 officers left it unlocked and unattended with the keys still in the ignition while they tried to chase down a separate car thief. According toAnanova,not only did they wind up losing the car, but the suspect …
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Someone’s Brain Rejects Sean Paul’s Music More Than Mine Does!
I knew Sean Paul’s music sucked, but I never dreamed it would give someone seizures. Like I said years ago, get that babbling fucking idiot off the stage…er…radio! It’s for the safety of all!
Yeah, Doing Laundry Is A Shitty Job, But…
Ug! I’ve been upset that people have left their clothes unattended when I needed the machine, but never have I thought it would be a good idea to take a dump on their load of laundry! Gag! What a thought! He’s in jail, and I think if someone bails him out, they will be hunted …
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You’re Going To Jail! You’re Going To Jail!
Here’s another one for the bongo drum teddy bear shrine home-invasion files. Imagine this. You’re sleeping on the couch, hooked up to a machine giving you oxygen while you sleep. Suddenly, you’re awakened by a 27-year-old woman wearing only a shirt and underwear screaming “We’re going to egypt” as she tries to strangle you. Your …
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Paging Officer Irony
An unidentified 26-year-old Toronto man suffered multiple stab wounds to his face and arm in an attack at Van Gogh’s Ear in downtown Guelph over the weekend. The attacker has not yet been caught, but fear not good citizens, becauseConstable Marlowe Sharpeis on the case!
Best Celler?
I don’t know how to feel about cellphone novels. My first gut reaction is ug! Apparently, in Japan, a lot of people are throwing together novels on their cellphones, in text message format, then somehow getting them published, and they’re selling like mad! Some of them are on the best-sellers list! If text message-llike writing …
The Wheels Of Consumerism Go Round And Round
The folks at bus radio must really think people are stupid. They market their station as a way to play nice music on the bus ride to school, play some public service announcements, and have little lessons on how to pass some standardized tests. But who do they think they’re kidding? All they’re doing is …
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