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The folks at bus radio must really think people are stupid. They market their station as a way to play nice music on the bus ride to school, play some public service announcements, and have little lessons on how to pass some standardized tests. But who do they think they’re kidding? All they’re doing is …
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Or is it kind of funny that the Deseret Morning News sent a guy named Jacob Hancock to report on a group of anti-porn activists that’s trying to get a Gold’s Gym to stop using what they consider to be sexually explicit videos?
Ok, I love this story, both because it involves a guy getting his weener stuck in a mannequin’s boobs, and because British writing is some beautiful stuff. How often do you see the word “whinging” in a news article? Yup, this guy bought a plastic model of a female bust, sold by a company who …
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Ok, first we had doctors giving rectal exams to patients needing stitches in their heads, now we have doctor’s assistants licking patients’ toes during eye exams, supposedly to test blood sugar. Riiight! There are some weird folks out there.
We’re just full of good names today. In a story about a guy who was acquitted of a murder because some evidence wasn’t revealed at the time, the prosecutor’s name was Rob Junk. Well, I guess that’s what his case is now. Moving right along, in a case where a guy tracked down a man …
If you go to the hospital for a few stitches because you took a wack on the head, what legitimate medical reason is there for the doctors togive you a rectal exam, especially when you’re completely alert and otherwise ok? If you know the answer to this question, something tells me that Brian Persaud of …
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An unidentified 22-year-old Town of Waukesha man could soon be facing various weapons charges after committingone of the stupidest crimes in recent memory. The trouble started on New Year’s day when a car carrying the man and 2 passengers went into a ditch. A passing police officer offered assistance and allowed the man to sit …
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Here’s one for the drug side-effects irony files. It’s a class of drugs to prevent osteoperosis, but in rare cases, they can cause another condition called bone necrosis. So, instead of having your bones break, some people can have them die. Dandy! I know it’s a rare condition, but how ironic is that?
So, let’s take a poll. How many of you agree with 250 British children in your disdain for clowns? Apparently, every single one of those kids, who ranged in age from 4 to 16, found the clowns frightening. I never found clowns frightening. Some were a little weird, but some were funny! The only part …
If you thought the story about British police putting up signs asking citizens to not commit crimes was funny, here’s another good one. In Britain, in hopes of preventing vandalism and other crimes at a tavern, police decided to hire an artist to paint fluffy clouds on the windows. I love this quote at the …
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