Live From Arkansas, It’s…An Idiot Going To Jail!

Attempting to rob somebody isn’t a great idea at the best of times, but when the person you’re attempting to rob happens to be a television host who is live on the air, it’s even worse. Believe it or not, that’sexactly what happenedin the town of Fort Smith, Arkansas last week. At first, Gary Spirito …

Getting Off In Any Way Possible

A Bulgarian man has avoided prosecution and possible jail time because he isno longer a Bulgarian man. Sretko Ickov, who was arrested last year and charged with theft before being released on bail, had a sex change operation during the time he was out of police custody awaiting his day in court. When he, excuse …

Me Talk Good, For Serious

First off I want to apologize for my lack of posts over the last few weeks. I can’t promise that things are going to get much better over the next little while because of Summer and circumstances, but come on, at least I’m being honest with you and making an attempt to appear as though …

Too Bad There’s Only 1 S In Astrology

Russian astrologer Marina Bai hasfiled a $3 million lawsuitagainst NASA over a recent experiment conducted by the agency that involved smashing a space probe into a comet called Tempel 1. According to Bai, NASA’s reckless actions could not only be responsible for the eventual destruction of the planet Earth, but will also be responsible for …

Finding The News So You Don’t Have To

It seems a lot has happened this week in the world of strange news. As I sit here scanning through the headlines over onAnanova.com,a few things are catching my eye, so since I’m cool like that, I thought I might as well share. Besides, the site is hurting for new material so this is a …

"Belief in sex-mad demon tests nerves in Zanzibar"

This is one of the strangest things I’ve ever read,and I suggest that you all click over and read it too, even if it’s for no other reason than that this might be your only chance to see the words “sodomizing gremlin” in a serious news article. I’m not even going to try summarizing this …