That’s my suggestion assuming Doug Ford actually does the right thing and puts this licence plate nonsense to a proper vote instead of sticking to grand Ford tradition and just doing whatever the hell he wants regardless of its impact on the lives of anyone he doesn’t count as a personal friend. Given what he’s …
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Next Time I’ll Kick You In The Bag
I’m not going to say I don’t understand the impulse because there isn’t much worse than finding your bread or eggs down at the bottom of a bag full of heavy shit, but it is important at times like those to do our best to act like a big boy and deal with the situation …
I Almost Feel Sorry For Amy Fee. I Don’t, But I almost Do
I don’t know a lot about what Amy Fee did in her life before politics, but if these are her defending skills I sure hope it didn’t involve lawyering. Thrown to the wolves by her bosses in the Ford government and ordered to defend its autism plan, she, or someone pulling the strings, came up …
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Get Ready To Be Spam Texted By Andrew Scheer
Considering that the Conservative goal often seems to be to set policy back to the era when all the phones had cranks on them, are we even sure that Andrew Scheer knows how to text? Conservatives plan to mass-text voters in four provinces to campaign against carbon tax The Conservatives are using a new tactic …
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Gambling, Drug Running…Is This Guy Good AT Anything?
If you’re going to transport a big ‘ol bag of drugs across Canada, maybe don’t listen to your buddy’s GPS when it tells you to unnecessarily cross the border into the United States. But if you are going to listen to it because it promises to save you some time, at least make sure everyone …
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How Is This Legal?
I’m not even talking about with the benefit of hindsight here. Shouldn’t anyone worth a shit at anything realize that allowing manufacturers to make safety into a profitable luxury would lead to cheap ass airlines skimping on it and it wouldn’t end well? Safety isn’t a nice to have, you fucking criminals. It’s the most …
Integrity Commissioner Pats Doug Ford On The Head For Remembering To Have Fall Guys
Doug Ford didn’t breach rules in Taverner appointment, integrity commissioner says Ontario premier says report ‘represents a complete vindication’ for his government Speaking to reporters late Wednesday afternoon, Ford maintained the appointment process was independent and that he wasn’t involved in it. “From the beginning this complaint was baseless and totally political, and without merit. …
This Sandwich Is Cold. Here, Try Some
I want to know more about this “verbal altercation.” Can you please reheat this for me should not devolve into a food feud assuming that’s how the request was made. I’m assuming it wasn’t, but we may never know. Corinthian Jones, 19, purchased the sandwich Friday night at a 7-Eleven in Bradenton, Florida. Jones got …
We Were Going To End UP Here Anyway, Sooooo…
This is security video of a couple of saps whose shoplifting experience couldnt’ have gone much worse if it tried. Officials tell KTAR-FM that officers were called to a gas station for possible shoplifting at 6 p.m. Friday. Authorities say as officers arrived, the suspects, 28-year-old Marwan Al Ebadi and 29-year-old Salma Hourieh, took off …
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Is Anyone Here A Plumber *And* A Wing Walker?
There’s a perfectly logical reason for it, but don’t tell me it’s not amusing that a flight carrying dozens of plumbers was forced to make an unscheduled landing because of a faulty toilet. ‘Is there a plumber on board?’ A Norwegian flight with 84 plumbers on board turned back to Oslo this weekend because a …
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