CDC Urges Americans To Just Say No If Friend Offers Them Coronavirus ATLANTA—In an effort to stop the spread of the potentially lethal pathogen, the Centers for Disease Control held a press conference Monday to urge Americans to just say “No” if a friend offers them the coronavirus. “While it may seem cool to be …
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Some Excellent Advice
Doctors recommend that you cover your mouth when you cough you disgusting piece of shit Hamilton, ON – After a decades long study, doctors at McMaster University’s Michael G. DeGroote School of Medicine have found that to prevent the spread of bacteria and viruses you should cover your mouth when you cough you disgusting piece …
Also Sounds About Right
Ford government cancels tree planting program after learning trees also want to eliminate carbon TORONTO – In a move harshly criticized by environmentalists nationwide, the Ford government announced yesterday that it is cancelling a program that would have seen 50 million new trees planted in Ontario, after realizing that trees, like the Conservative-denounced carbon tax, …
Sounds About Right
Catholic Church assures billionaires that none of their Notre Dame donations will go to poor VATICAN CITY — Speaking to the handful of billionaires, CEO’s, and corporations that had immediately donated billions of dollars to rebuild the burned Notre Dame Cathedral, Pope Francis assured them that none of these funds would be used to help …
You Have Nice Stuff, But You Have Too Much Of It
Reminds me of our movers. “We thought this was just going to be a standard job where we drive the truck up to the client’s old apartment, take a look around, and then drive to the new place,” said mover Alexander Manginis, adding that the man who had hired them had given no indication that …
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Finally, A Quiz I Can Ace!
As you may have heard from the people screaming about it online, Ontario’s new PC Government has announced they will be immediately repealing the 2015 Sex-Ed Curriculum, and “temporarily” replacing it with the 1998 curriculum. Which begs the question: What the fuck? But also: could you pass the 1998 sex-ed final exam? Take this quiz …
I Don’t Know About That!
A little while ago, I wondered if my grandma could benefit from one of those Amazon Echo things. I thought maybe it could call people since she says she can’t see the numbers on the phone and doesn’t know how to do it another way, check the weather, read the news, play music, etc. But …
The Only Cranberry Sauce Recipe You Will Ever Need
From wherever we are, Carin and I would like to wish all of you a happy Thanksgiving. Seriously, we don’t know where we are right now. If all has gone according to plan we’re at home, resting off the weekend trip we took in order to play with babies and eat turkey with her family …
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Trump Needs A Little Help
Once Donald Trump officially took office, he did what many new Presidents have done before him. He called a previous President for advice. I’m told this is satire, but I’m not buying it.
How The Trump Stole America
Carin sent this after seeing it going around on Facebook. As I read it, I kept thinking boy, I sure hope somebody does a narrated version. It’s pretty good, but not having to just picture the voice from the cartoon in your own head would make it so much better. Of course, someone did. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZirSMkLbhPc …