Once again, the Onion says what we should all be thinking.Nation Celebrates What Is, Technically Speaking, Progress WASHINGTON—Following two Supreme Court rulings today that allowed homosexuals in California to wed, extended federal benefits to same-sex married couples, but stopped short of calling gay marriage constitutional, the nation celebrated what is, technically speaking, progress, sources confirmed. …
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Well Done, America. Who Needs Sensible Gun Laws Anyway?
Update two: This is even more right than the satirical stuff. A Senate in the Gun Lobby’s Grip By GABRIELLE GIFFORDS Update: This also sounds about right. COURAGEOUS SENATORS STAND UP TO AMERICAN PEOPLE This sounds about right. Next Week’s School Shooting Victims Thank Senate For Failing To Pass Gun Bill I’m not what you’d …
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Finally, An Honest Cable Company
This video discovered by way of our pal James pretty much nails how internet and TV service works in Canada. Hell, you might as well lump cell phones in there while you’re at it. The First Honest Cable Company
Finally, Some Positive Black Friday News
Thanks to the Borowitz Report for reminding us that not all Black Friday news has to be bad news. “We have been looking for evidence that the economy is on the mend,” said Davis Logsdon, chairman of the economics department at the University of Minnesota. “When people resort to homicide to buy a Blu-ray player, that …
City Of Guelph Backs Down, Does What It Should Have Done In The First Place
Update: Updating to correct a massive oversight on my part. How could I have forgotten this? Ahh, much better. Whether it’s due to somebody taking the time to explain what a joke is to them or because bad press isn’t good for future election prospects, the city of Guelph has decided to do what should …
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The Stop Making Us Cry Department Is The Most Efficient One In Guelph
Update: Here’s a video report from CTV News. Guess what, the city comes off just as ridiculous and out of line on film as it did in print. And I must say, the Rasos cranking up themusical protest again brings me great joy. You know what I’d love? For people to stop using their legal …
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Grab That Box And Spin It!
Sorry for turning this place into election central lately, but elections are important. Besides, there are certain scoops that just cannot, under any circumstances, be passed up. For instance… The Globe and Mail sure is on top of things. NO wonder it has the kind of credibility and respect it does. Afterthis week’s ballot box …
Surrounded By April Fools
I always knew that lots of April Fools entries get put up on news sites and blogs and stuff, but I guess I never went looking for them. Now that I’m on Twitter, they come to me, and boy were there a lot of them to do with blindness-related sites this year. There were two …
I Want A New Drug
I have no idea what sort of drugs Jon Lajoie was on when he came up with this, but if one of them happened to be Retaphin, sign me up…maybe.
Fake Pop
I have to wonder if the people at The Onion knew about the case of Pop before they wrote this. If not, I’ll tell them now.