Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Update two: This is even more right than the satirical stuff. A Senate in the Gun Lobby’s Grip By GABRIELLE GIFFORDS Update: This also sounds about right. COURAGEOUS SENATORS STAND UP TO AMERICAN PEOPLE This sounds about right. Next Week’s School Shooting Victims Thank Senate For Failing To Pass Gun Bill I’m not what you’d …
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This video discovered by way of our pal James pretty much nails how internet and TV service works in Canada. Hell, you might as well lump cell phones in there while you’re at it. The First Honest Cable Company
Thanks to the Borowitz Report for reminding us that not all Black Friday news has to be bad news. “We have been looking for evidence that the economy is on the mend,” said Davis Logsdon, chairman of the economics department at the University of Minnesota. “When people resort to homicide to buy a Blu-ray player, that …
Update: Updating to correct a massive oversight on my part. How could I have forgotten this? Ahh, much better. Whether it’s due to somebody taking the time to explain what a joke is to them or because bad press isn’t good for future election prospects, the city of Guelph has decided to do what should …
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Update: Here’s a video report from CTV News. Guess what, the city comes off just as ridiculous and out of line on film as it did in print. And I must say, the Rasos cranking up themusical protest again brings me great joy. You know what I’d love? For people to stop using their legal …
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Sorry for turning this place into election central lately, but elections are important. Besides, there are certain scoops that just cannot, under any circumstances, be passed up. For instance… The Globe and Mail sure is on top of things. NO wonder it has the kind of credibility and respect it does. Afterthis week’s ballot box …
I always knew that lots of April Fools entries get put up on news sites and blogs and stuff, but I guess I never went looking for them. Now that I’m on Twitter, they come to me, and boy were there a lot of them to do with blindness-related sites this year. There were two …
I have no idea what sort of drugs Jon Lajoie was on when he came up with this, but if one of them happened to be Retaphin, sign me up…maybe.
I have to wonder if the people at The Onion knew about the case of Pop before they wrote this. If not, I’ll tell them now.
Once KFC brought the Double Down to Canada, you had to know it would only be a matter of time before our domestic restaurant chains started creating their own answers to it. First out of the gate appears to be Tim Hortons, who have created what they’re calling the Double Double Down. I don’t think …