Investigators Determine Air France Disaster Caused By Plane Crash French and Brazilian authorities said their first hint that the tragedy was caused by a plane crash came last week, when divers recovered several large metal fragments from Air France Flight 447 that were not fused together in one solid mass, as is typical of a …
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Somebody’s Got To Do Something!
World Death Rate Holding Steady At 100 Percent Death, a metabolic affliction causing total shutdown of all life functions, has long been considered humanity’s number one health concern. Responsible for 100 percent of all recorded fatalities worldwide, the condition has no cure.
Can I Get An Amen!?
Panicked, Sweat-Covered Pope Reverses Longstanding Ban On Abortion
If Real Politicians Had This Kind Of Foresight, The World Would Be A Much Better Place
Congressman Offers Preemptive Apology For Extramarital Affair
>Hopefully They Can Find A Way To Stop Them From Marrying Each Other Next
>This is a major victory for science.Gay scientists isolate genetic cause of Christianity
This Is Fucking Great If You Can Get The Son Of A Bitch Video To Play
Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work
Old People News
If this doesn’t make you laugh at least once, you either don’t use email or you’re part of the problem.
The Onion? Conservative? that’s Funny!
Here’s another episode of it’s a goddamn joke, you lame-brained idiots. When I saw this last night, I was reduced to an inarticulate, babbling fool. Now, I think I’ve found my voice again. A bunch of nimrods at the University of Arkansas filed a racism complaint against a law professor, demanding he be removed from …
There’s A Word For That
Child So Stupid She Sees Letters Backwards
Me+Math = No Buys
And If You Direct Your Attention To The X-Axis, You’ll Find I Have No Idea What I’m Talking About If for some reason I ever found myself teaching a math class, this is exactly what it would be like. I don’t know why, but the ability to do math, even the really simple stuff, has …