This Is Definitely The Eighth Day. Maybe

This is 100% me right now. The only difference is that I haven’t known what day it is since December 20th when my birthday ended. It was easier to sort it out then than it’s been since we left for family Christmas on the 24th, though. Jesus. Every day away felt like it should be …

Christmas Is Right Around the Corner! Roar!

I know. I stole the title from something that was said at an Arrogant Worms concert, but I’ve thought it ever since. If you’re sick of the usual Christmas songs, here’s one for you. It’s been stuck in my head since I heard it. When I heard this one for the first time, I couldn’t …

In Which I Use Pierre Poilievre To Teach An Important Lesson

I don’t have a clue what Pierre Poilievre looks like, but jesus christ, that voice! Gaaaaah! Every time I hear him talk, there are two thoughts I can’t shake: Even if we agreed on every issue in the world, I’d still want to slap the crap out of him. If you told me a guy …

Some Things I Wrote Down

I thought I was finally starting to get a bit better at the posting thing again, but I’ve hit another wall, it seems. So maybe I’ll try jotting some stuff down and posting it when it feels right. Making myself do this in the usual ways hasn’t worked in years, so maybe this will. It’ll …

Wow! Is That A Mockingbird?

There was this funny video that we couldn’t stop watching when we had Christmas with Steve’s family. It was only a short, but we couldn’t stop laughing. I think what made it even funnier was how hard Seppa laughed at it. First, he was just laughing because we were laughing…which made us laugh harder. Then …

Have A Holly Jolly What Now?

This “There I Ruined It” guy really has a very twisted mind. Only he could Take “Get Low” and set it to “Holly Jolly Christmas” and not only have it work, but get it stuck in my head so that when I’m doing Christmas things, I get the “Holly Jolly Christmas” tune in my head, …

Is Everything Moving On High Speed?

I think we have a new phenomenon called New Year’s Creep. It’s not just Christmas. Now people want to speed right on to the next thing. I was walking through the mall the other day, and I heard Auld Lang Syne playing! This was in November. All I could think was way to make me …