Relationships, Unlike Valentine’s Day, Are Built On Honesty And Trust

Carin for sure and probably me at some point have described what passes for our Valentine’s Day tradition, so I won’t go over it again. But what I will say is that I feel very lucky whenever jokes like these come around, because sometimes they ain’t jokes, my guys. Pay attention, and good luck. Speaking …

He Doesn’t Sound Much Smarter This Way, Either

This would be so much funnier if the moron wasn’t currently in the midst of egging on world war 3, but listening to Hank Azaria read Donald Trump quotes in the voices of his various Simpsons characters is still awfully, awfully great. Moe, Chief Wiggum, Professor Frink, Superintendent Chalmers, Cletus, Dr. Nick, Disco Stu, Snake, …

This Is Definitely The Eighth Day. Maybe

This is 100% me right now. The only difference is that I haven’t known what day it is since December 20th when my birthday ended. It was easier to sort it out then than it’s been since we left for family Christmas on the 24th, though. Jesus. Every day away felt like it should be …

Jimmy Kimmel Is Back On TV. Maybe Miracles Are Real

I think I said everything I had to say about this last week, so I’ll try to keep things short so you can just go ahead and watch the 28 minute video. I’m genuinely surprised that Kimmel got his show back. Given the current refusal of any corporate giant to do the bare ass minimum …