This is 100% me right now. The only difference is that I haven’t known what day it is since December 20th when my birthday ended. It was easier to sort it out then than it’s been since we left for family Christmas on the 24th, though. Jesus. Every day away felt like it should be …
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Jimmy Kimmel Is Back On TV. Maybe Miracles Are Real
I think I said everything I had to say about this last week, so I’ll try to keep things short so you can just go ahead and watch the 28 minute video. I’m genuinely surprised that Kimmel got his show back. Given the current refusal of any corporate giant to do the bare ass minimum …
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The Make-A-Wish President
When you watch the way Trump’s officials talk about him, it’s hard to come away from the experience thinking anything other than that it’s some of the most pathetic nard gargling you’ve ever had the misfortune of witnessing. But I suppose if you’re worried that dear leader might have you disappeared or that you may …
Watch A Bunch Of Fake Ads From Saturday Night Live
There’s no doubt that Saturday Night Live is one of the greatest, most important comedy shows of all time, even if sometimes it leaves me sitting in front of the TV completely confused or muttering to myself about how something or other is the worst shit I’ve ever seen. But I suppose that’s one of …
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In These Unprecedented Times, You Can Count On Us To Tell The Truth About Our Crummy User Experience. That’s Why We Need Your Support Now More Than Ever
They say that the best jokes often start out with a grain of truth. If that’s true, then this one makes me feel like I’ve just been run over by a truck full of them. Speaking of which, if I get asked to sign into a random website with my Google account one more time… …
Where’s The Worst Place To Hide A Herring?
I don’t know how often they do these on the show, but I’ve only seen a couple of them. I posted one, but I’m pretty sure there’s at least one more that I didn’t put up for some reason. Maybe I’ll try to find it. But until then, enjoy Seth Meyers talking to Karoline Leavitt. …
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How I Learned To Eat Soup, And To Waste Some Dickhead’s Day
It’s been a while, but I’ve finally come across another good use for AI. Building an army of bots and setting it loose on scam call centres! One person tying up one other person for a while is fine and all, but in the grand scheme,that’s a fight you’re never going to win if the …
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Best News Bloopers For May 2025
I’m impressed by the guy on the roller coaster. He read a lot more of those facts than I thought he would. I actually like roller coasters and I don’t think I could do that. And I kind of want to try those hot wings, too. I’m not what I used to be now that …
Huh? Where? Say What?
Having done a bit of radio in my time, I know the feeling of hitting a word you’re just not quite sure about. So this was extra funny to me. Mass casualties are being reported with countless more injured following widespread destruction through the small town of Quioneboughe.
You Do Learn Better After A Good Lunch, So Maybe We Shouldn’t Laugh
There was a time when something like the United States Secretary of Education not knowing the difference between technology and steak sauce would be remembered and ridiculed for years, like Dan Quayle and his “potatoe”. But nowadays? Barely registers. There really are just too many goofy ass motherfuckers in this timeline. “I heard, I think …
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