How have I never thought of this!? It’s all I’ll be able to think about whenever I see HHH now, though. Solid point about the attitude era vs. today, too.
Category Archives: wrestling
Boo On Me
I learned today that in 1980, Larry Zbyszko recorded a funky disco song called Boo On Me. I’m not going to sit here and tell you it’s great, but I expected it to be so much worse than it is. I think I might even almost like it. I miss the days when wrestlers would …
Can We Please Not Create Another Wrestling Monopoly?
I absolutely love AEW and I respect the hell out of everything that Tony Khan has been able to accomplish in the few short years that it’s been around, but the Khan family buying WWE gets the hardest of hard nos from this guy. Wrestling has only just started recovering from the damage done by …
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Will You Kids Stop Sports Entertaining UP There! I Don’t Need You Ending UP In A Local Medical Facility!
Wrestling and wrestler no longer considered ‘dirty words’ in WWE Good god in heaven do I ever hope this is true. WWE does a million stupid things, but the ridiculous attempts to get rid of words like wrestling and wrestler will always be near the top of my list no matter what else ever happens. …
WWE Puts Band-Aid On Gunshot Wound
WWE Raw moving to TV-14 rating on USA Network Well, there’s that fixed. We all know the problem with WWE isn’t insufferably long shows, boring characters, bad match finishes, awful dialogue and worse storytelling. It’s that they can’t say “shit” a bunch of times like AEW does. It has to be that, because the whole …
Finally, Some Wrestling Logic We Can All Get Behind
If Billy Gunn is Mr. Ass and has proudly proclaimed through song that he is an AssMan, then it only makes sense that his sons should be the Assboys. This is the greatest. I’ve had it stuck in my head all weekend long. Wrestling is so weird and so fun sometimes.
We Need To Change Some Wrestling Rules
Maybe I’ve written this before, I don’t know and I’m not going back to check. But we have got to do something about these triple threat, fatal 4-way, 6 pack challenge, whatever they want to call the multi-person matches in wrestling. The rules are dumb and it makes me hate them even when the match …
Le Dinner Debonair
Man, some people really hated this. Me personally? I laughed and I laughed and I laughed and had so much fun. Then again, I’ve never been one to think that wrestling has to always be one thing. Giving a mostly serious presentation doesn’t prevent you from using comedy and vice versa. If the mix is …
Why Do They Do That?
Maybe someone smarter than me can answer this. On every New Japan show I’ve been watching, they take a break part way through to disinfect the ring. I realize that it’s supposed to be a COVID measure, but what good is it doing if they aren’t doing it at the end of each match? Every …
Finger…On…The Button…
I am so tempted to delete every Raw, Smackdown and main roster WWE PPV from my never ending wrestling watchlist. What in the actual hell is this retribution shit? For weeks these goobers have been running around like a lame version of the Nexus, messing with the broadcast feed, menacing employees and misclassified independent contractors, …