WWE Raw moving to TV-14 rating on USA Network Well, there’s that fixed. We all know the problem with WWE isn’t insufferably long shows, boring characters, bad match finishes, awful dialogue and worse storytelling. It’s that they can’t say “shit” a bunch of times like AEW does. It has to be that, because the whole …
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Finally, Some Wrestling Logic We Can All Get Behind
If Billy Gunn is Mr. Ass and has proudly proclaimed through song that he is an AssMan, then it only makes sense that his sons should be the Assboys. This is the greatest. I’ve had it stuck in my head all weekend long. Wrestling is so weird and so fun sometimes.
We Need To Change Some Wrestling Rules
Maybe I’ve written this before, I don’t know and I’m not going back to check. But we have got to do something about these triple threat, fatal 4-way, 6 pack challenge, whatever they want to call the multi-person matches in wrestling. The rules are dumb and it makes me hate them even when the match …
Le Dinner Debonair
Man, some people really hated this. Me personally? I laughed and I laughed and I laughed and had so much fun. Then again, I’ve never been one to think that wrestling has to always be one thing. Giving a mostly serious presentation doesn’t prevent you from using comedy and vice versa. If the mix is …
Why Do They Do That?
Maybe someone smarter than me can answer this. On every New Japan show I’ve been watching, they take a break part way through to disinfect the ring. I realize that it’s supposed to be a COVID measure, but what good is it doing if they aren’t doing it at the end of each match? Every …
Finger…On…The Button…
I am so tempted to delete every Raw, Smackdown and main roster WWE PPV from my never ending wrestling watchlist. What in the actual hell is this retribution shit? For weeks these goobers have been running around like a lame version of the Nexus, messing with the broadcast feed, menacing employees and misclassified independent contractors, …
Why Is Everyone But WWE Good At Empty Arena Shows
I’ll never be caught up on wrestling again. That’s just the way it is, and I’m ok with that. It’s not a bad way to watch, actually. When there’s so many things you want to see, it’s nice not to feel the pressure to try to keep up. There’s just too much out there anymore …
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The Wednesday Night War Comes To Canada
For the first time ever, Canada is getting a live wrestling war! This would be much bigger news to me personally if we were living in 2001 instead of 2021, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t historically significant if you’re a Canadian wrestling fan. And I suppose if you’re still a crazy person who tries …
That’s Quite The Commentary Team, Impact
Impact has made some interesting choices for its new announce team. I hope it works out. Impact gets more right nowadays than it gets wrong so I trust them more on this than I would have a few years ago, but still, interesting. If I’ve ever heard D’Lo Brown do commentary, I don’t remember it. …
It’s Wrestling, Honey. No, Not Tongue Wrestling. Honest
I wouldn’t say I’m at the point of enjoying empty building WWE yet, but I’m certainly much more at peace with it than I was when I hit Mania the other day. There’s still one thing about it that I just can’t get over, though. What’s up with all the grunting? Seriously. I realize that …
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