This made me laugh so hard I almost cried.
For $21.95 US, you can now get your very own Celebrity Butt Plug.
They come in various styles, including George Dubya Tush, Parass Hilton, and the one I thought was most creative, Dingleberry Bonds.
They write a good sales pitch too, so good that I almost want to buy one. Hey, I said almost, and who are you to judge anyway?
People say DUBYA’s got his head up his butt, now you can find out what it’s like to have it up yours! 5 1/4″ high and 3″ from ear to ear (flared for ultimate anal amusement) GEORGE DUBYA TUSH will have you standing at attention and saluting the flag while he roots around for that pesky WMD (Wildly Messy Defecation)!
You can order DUBYA alone or with the “ASSQUAKE” (vibrating unit).
Get yours now, ’cause he’s the divider!<
Seriously, how can you argue with something like that?
Check out the whole, or maybe I should say hole, product line here.