Ok, everybody, sit down and have a lesson on what not to do with your money. Don’t hand it to some stranger as a sign of trust, don’t give it to some men who say they’re security guards at a supposedly broken night deposit slot, and for the love of pete, don’t put $8000 in a sock to be blessed by a spiritual healer! Why did the money need to be blessed anyway? You’re just going to spend it eventually, right? Then, when you realize that the supposed healer switched the socks and you only have $50, don’t make up a story about being robbed. Just face the music, ok?
Everybody got the lesson? Good.