Survivor Series is tonight and that means only 1 thing. Actually it means quite a few things but for our purposes it means that it’s time again for some of the Salty Ham staff to make our predictions. And true to form, we’ve done exactly that. If you want to check them out,click here. Salty …
Monthly Archives: November 2004
On Health
As a public service, I invite you to visit the website of theScrotal Safety Commission.Yes, there really is aScrotal Safety Commission.I have nothing more to say.
Cereal Killer
No, I’m not an idiot. I really do mean that cereal. Let me explain. I saw something on the bus that just scared me. It shook me to the core and made me question once again the safety of riding those huge machines with people packed in them like sardines and no seatbelts. I was …
Speaking Of Poems
I figured since we’re talking about love poems that now would be the perfect time for me to share my favourite one with all of you. No, it’s not a limerick and I suppose that in a technical sense it’s not even a love poem. Rather it’s a touching tail of lost love and the …
Love Poetry
For some reason I got thinking about love poems the other day and I realized something. I’ve seen many love poems over the years, and a few of them were even meant for me. some of them are quick, simple and awful, some of them are long, complex, overly drawn out and awful. Don’t get …
Everything sucks today the second.
Yep, I’m an unoriginal copycat. So sue me. Well things don’t suck nearly as much in my life as they seem to in Steve’s, but I’m in a rather suckalicious mood, and I have a bit of time to spare, so here we go. Everything sucks for me cause I’m stuck at the school library …
Everything Sucks Today
Wow, dig that Descendents reference there. I’m so musical it scares me sometimes. But seriously, everything does suck today. for one thing, it’s below freezing outside. It’s the 8th of November and it’s 2 degrees below 0. That’s not cool. Well actually I suppose it is, but puns are stupid so we’ll move on. In …
A Most Unusual Day
Imagine a day when everything’s the opposite of what it should be. You wake up. You go to do your laundry and on your way out of your apartment you run into your neighbour. he’s an ordinary guy. You always happen to see him leave on his bike somewhere, seems to be keeping rather busy. …
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Wow, I seem to have a lot to say today. Don’t know if it’s of interest to anyone, but here we go. I don’t know what it is about some blind people who think they’re some how entitled to the moon because they’re blind. I know it’s only some, but they’re a loud little bunch. …
Double Screw-up
While I’m on the subject of school and gouging, it just pisses me off to see how unbelieveably unprepared universities are around here for the double cohort. For people who don’t live in Ontario, or Canada for that matter, in the good old days, there were five years in high school. Grade 9 through O.A.C. …