Last Updated on: 1st April 2014, 09:47 am
So John and Mary are having problems in their marriage. She hangs, he drinks and they fight all the time. It never ends.
Finally, after weeks of nagging him to no end about it, Mary finally convinces John to go to a marriage counseller.
On the day of the appointment, they’re fighting is worse than usual. They argue all the way to the office, the entire time they’re sitting in the waiting room and even as they’re walking in the door to the office.
The woman behind the desk says “What seems to be the problem? How can I help?”
The couple immediately starts arguing again, both trying to get out what they think is the problem. No one can hear anyone else and things are going nowhere. Finally the Doctor stops them.
“Alright. I can see this will take some work. So everytime things start to get out of hand – I want you both to come up with something you have in common – that should help you at least remember why you fell in love.”
There’s a long silence in the room as they stare in to each others eyes. Neither says a word. It’s almost like they can’t come up with anything that they could possibly have in common.
Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, John slams his fist down on the desk, stands up, stares right at Mary, then the Doctor and yells “Neither of us like to suck dick!”