Have a Holly USB Christmas

Wow, USB gadgets are making a further descent into tackyville. You can now get a His ‘n’ Hers USB gift set.

Wanna know what’s in the men’s set? A mini vacuum cleaner with brush, why in hell you would wire a vacuum up to a computer I don’t know, a desk lamp, a cup warmer and a mood light pen holder whatever that is.

Now, for absolutely tacktastic, the women’s set has the vacuum and pen holder, but they get a fan and lighted mirror and it comes in, how did the author put it? “A feminine-apparently-shade of plastic pink?” Ooo! Sounds like a must have, doesn’t it? Not.

Ug, the inventor of the first USB gadget created a monster.

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