Unknown Reasons And Other Random Wrestling Musings

I’ve got a few random wrestling thoughts floating around in my head, so I thought I’d better write them down before they’re out of date or I forget about them like 3 quarters of what happens on TNA. If you’re not a wrestling person, feel free to skip this post, there’s nothing for you to …

Just What We Need. Something Else To Distract People While They Drive

Thanks to a new service called Horntones, you, yes you, can have the most annoying car on the road, at least until somebody else with the same idea and complete lack of respect for money as you have comes riding through town. For a mere $300, you can get your hands on the FX550, a …

You Did Have A Problem, But We Fixed It. Carry On!

Explain how this is supposed to work. I have a Feedburner account so we can have the funky doodle RSS and email thing up there in the top of the page. Cool! One of the services Feedburner offers is called Feed Bulletin. It says that it will send messages to you when the feed goes …

Drowning In Selfishness

I have only one piece of advice for this cop. She should move to the UK and work for their police forces. There, they don’t rescue drowning victims, so she’ll never slip in water that splashed on the floor from trying to save a drowning child. Then she won’t need to sue the family of …

Trixie’s Evolving Brain

Sheesh! Just when I start to get the hang of when things are supposed to happen, things change and I don’t know why. Carin is getting up and doing everything an hour later. What a lazy bum! Is she trying to get some extra sleep? She says something about a time-change. Who does she think …

Son Of Da Beach

Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street. “Hey, Antonio,” said Luigi. “Where you beena for the past two weeks? No one seen you aroun.” “Donna talka to me, Luigi,” replied Antonio. “I been inna da jail.” “Jail!” exclaimed Luigi. “What for you been in jail?” “Wella, Luigi,” Antonio said, “I was lying onna …