This videois hilarious, even if the idea isn’t as far-fetched as most of us would probably like it to be.
Monthly Archives: November 2007
It Really Is An Idiot Box, Isn’t It?
Ok, I tried to write this post four months ago, and my computer made a meal out of it. Let’s try again. Hopefully I can still make the same points just as clearly. I must be getting old because it’s getting harder to suspend disbelief and just swallow the plots of some stuff on TV. …
A Few Doggy Tidbits
I have been thinking about a couple of really weird things that people have said to me since I got Trixie that make me shake my head. This one was said to me way back when I first had her home, and I’ve been meaning to write it down and keep forgetting. There were a …
Thank You For Flying Contradiction Airlines
Whenever I think about this, a certain joke pops into my head. But sadly, in the story, they’re serious! Ok, read this story and tell me this isn’t the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard. Singapore Airlines has a new airplane, an A380 Superjumbo Jet. One of its features is the ability to pay for a …
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Open Wide
I never thought going to the dentist could be such a scary prospect until I started reading News Of The Weird Daily. Let’s count the scary dentists I’ve learned about. There’s the dentist who ripped out that older lady’s teeth without anesthetic to teach her a lesson, the dentist who was low on sterilization and …
Now That’s A Shitty Job
I have now read about a job worse than telemarketing. In India, telemarketing is actually a good thing. When you hit the bottom of the barrel in India, you’re a sewage worker. What a depressing story. I don’t know whether it makes me want to cry or hurl.
Sex On The Brain…And The Beach…And The Driveway…
Wow. I know the psychology part of me finds this story completely believable, but…that doesn’t stop the juvenile part of me from giggling when I read it. I can’t even imagine going through what this couple has gone through, especially the man. Well, I really don’t know who has it worse when you get down …
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Call Idiocy
I’ve noticed a weird trend in the way people use their call display. they’ve gone nuts with it! I really started to notice it when people would phone me back just because my number was on their display. They’d say, “You called. What did you want?” First of all, who are you, and second, I …
Derek Edwards, You’ve Done It Again
I feel like I’m just repeating myself, but ah hell, I’m going to write it anyway. The other night we went to see Derek Edwards again. After seeing him a couple of years ago, I wasn’t sure how much new stuff he could have possibly come up with. Oh boy did he come up with …
Why Is It…
Yes I’m stealing something from Steve, but I figured it was the only way this would work. I’ve had a lot of things make me wonder why, so here they are in no particular order. Why is it that the people in a lot of pet stores can’t even manage to have basic social skills? …
