Well, it’s official. We can get KFC failure piles in sad bowls in Canada now, but instead of “famous bowls”, they’re calling them “chicken bowls”. I still look at that and go blech! But I’m curious as to why they’re selling so well. Anybody know? I don’t think I’m brave enough to try one. And …
Monthly Archives: November 2007
A Gold Medal In Huh?
I was reading some new posts on the Mercury’sFrom The Editors blogwhen I stumbled acrossthis,which has me profoundly confused. On the night of November 10, 2007 we slashed five tires on three dump trucks at the Reids Heritage Homes facility on Hood Street. This was the first time we’ve ever done something like this. We …
Thank God
NHL approves new schedule format.And only 3 seasons too late. Honestly, I can’t figure out why they ever bothered changing it in the first place. The reason that was always floated around was that they wanted to create new divisional rivalries and strengthen existing ones, but anybody with a clue should have been able to …
Love And Marriage…And Plugs And Whining
Well, long time, no chat. I’d apologize for not being around a whole lot over the last little while, but to be honest, I doubt any of you really missed me all that much if you missed me at all. So where have I been? Well for starters, my sleep has gone to hell in …
Yep, That’s Definitely A Disaster
Here I go again, ragging on Britain. But in this case, I think they deserve a whole hell of a lot more. A junior official decided that the best way to send two computer disks full of the bank account and personal info of every British citizen receiving the child benefit, i.e. every family in …
The Most Horriblest Song Of My Life
Ug. I heard a horrid song on the radio. This wouldn’t be all that special, there are lots of horrid songs on the radio. But this song made me want to kill its author. It was called Lonely Day, and System of a Down unleashed this attrocity on us. So why was this song so …
And Now, Back To Your Regularly Scheduled USB Absurdity
Did you really think that there would be two useful USB products in a row? Not a friggin chance! Now, if the USB scented oil burner isn’t enough risk for you, its makers have created a USB greenhouse! It comes with some seeds, some soil, a grow light, and a program that will tell you …
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What Do You Think Of This Little Sucker?
Wow, a USB gadget that’s halfway useful. Now you can suck up your crumby post-lunch mess with a little wee USB vacuum. They say it really works. Well, if it does, I think that’s the first maybe sorta kinda useful USB gadget so far.
Deado the Clown
Wow. It seems our dear old buddy Klutzo the clown, i.e. pedo the clown, is now dead from a taser shot. Man, there’s been a lot of taser deaths lately. It sounds like this guy was quite the fighter. I mean, he got two tasings in one day! Ok, buddy, learn that if you fight …
Phew! That Makes Me Feel So Much Better!
Wow. We have now found out that our anesthesiologist prick with too few needles didn’t use the same needle. He used several, and used them over and over and over. And that makes it sooo much better. We do have his name now, though. It’s Dr. Harvey Finkelstein.