Buttered popcorn. Cheese pizza. Moldy cheese. Earwax. Pencil shavings. Vomit. What do all of those things have in common? They’re allactual jelly bean flavours. I’m gonna go harf now.
Monthly Archives: March 2008
The Babs Journal: Day 7 (May 15, 2005)
Well it’s our day of rest. And resting we’re doing. Anka even didn’t make breakfast until 9. That poor woman seems exhausted. That’s the first time I’ve seen her sort of cranky. But her version of cranky is mild compared to what it could be. We had french toast for breakfast and then I gave …
Safe Mock Crucifictions?
You’ve heard the stories about the people in the Philippines who whip themselves and simulate the crucifiction on Good Friday, right? Well, now, since there’s no way to stop it, Philippine health officials are telling people to please do it safely. That’s right. Get a tetanus shot, use sterile nails and clean whips to cause …
No More Laughing Gas for You!
Here’s another dentist to add to the creepy dentist pile. This one, Dr. Norman Rubin, likes to get high on laughing gas at lunch, and got a little too high, and was found passed out and drooling in a gas mask. Oh, and his license to practice dentistry got suspended six times in different states.
Trixie’s Thoughts On Dog Day
Carin’s been acting all weird today. She says we’ve been together for one year. I happen to think she’s wrong. It’s been 7, doesn’t she know? After all, I am the time expert. I remember the first day I met her. It was a weird day right from the beginning. First, the people who took …
Truth In Advertising
Charged with murder in the beating and choking death of an elderly woman is convicted sex offender James A. Hole.
Holiday Marketing 101
It’s nice to see that even the drug dealers among us can get into the holiday spirit. Five Marietta, Ohio residents were arrested this week forselling crack cocaine that was dyed green in honour of St. Patrick’s Day. “I don’t know if they’re Irish or not,” Washington County Sheriff Larry R. Mincks said of the …
You Will Be Receiving A Female Black Lab And Her Name Is…
Do you know what today is? Believe it or not, today is the first anniversary of the day that Trixie came into my life. I know I wrote a journal entry for the day, but so much was going on that I couldn’t capture the amount of detail that I wanted to. So now that …
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The Babs Journal: Day 6 (May 14, 2005
I apologize for not being as animated the last two days in my writing. It looked more like a captain’s log than a journal. It’s just so hard to fit it all in and remember everything and all that. Well, I’m not as tired as I thought I’d be today since I didn’t make it …
Will You…SB Marry Me?
Um…uh…ur…USB wedding rings? Yeah…sure…ok then.