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Note to anyone interested: Don’t go to Lubbock Airport if you have nipple rings. If you do, and they set off the metal detector, you have to remove them,even if it means using pliers to get them off. Shiver shiver shiver! What possible danger could a nipple ring pose? If they know it’s a nipple …
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Apparently, I’m a terminal loser and have been misspelling the name of that damn fake dog. It’s Juno! Woops! I’ve been given a correction! I’m weird, and think about strange things sometimes. Well, from looking at the blog, I think that’s obvious. Anyway, my newest strange thing I thought about was the fake guide dog, …
What is your chocolate personality? I’m posting this because we haven’t had a time-wasting quiz in a while and because I was surprised to find that it was actually right. Your chocolate personality is: Medium DarkYou prefer dark chocolate but you occasionally eat milk chocolate. There are only 5 questions and it takes maybe 2 …
Well I’m tired today…started off tired. My dog has strange habits. Did I tell you she likes to lick my jeans? She also likes to try and sniff my crotch, especially while I’m getting dressed. Really, not necessary there Babs. A little too personal for me thanks. This morning it seemed Babs needed a little …
I have learned several things from this article about a man trying to pay a water bill with a cheque written on toilet paper. They are: Don’t piss off Ron Borgna. If he doesn’t agree with you, he will fight to the end, and so he should. The town of Binghamton has a lot of …
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Does the fact that some of the more Conservative leaning callers to radio talk shows are scripted by the government surprise any of you? Because it sure shocked the heck out of somebody over at the Canadian Press, at least it seems that way if this little gee whillickers, look what I found article means …
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Well it’s Friday. Next Friday I’ll be packing like a mo fo and going home. Hope I remember how I fit everything in. And no zipper-splittage! Can’t believe I have all my stuff plus more. Yeesh! Glad I’ve got mom and dad picking me up. This morning was rather uneventful. No pretend slaps from Anka, …
I seem to be pretty low on things to blog today, but since Trixie always provides me with stuff worth mentioning, here are some more things that I thought were cool enough to post. One time, I had a nightmare. I can’t even remember what it was about. But I guess I made a noise …
Ya know, it’s great to plan ahead. But when it comes to robbing a convenience store, maybe calling to make sure there’s cash in the till before you drive down there isn’t such a good idea. The scary thing is it worked in two previous robberies! How does that happen. Someone calls saying he’s coming …
Erie, Pennsylvania firefighter Mary Wolski has gone to court to get her job back because she says her termination violated her constitutional rights. The reason she was let go? While trying to take her own life, Wolskiset her father’s house on fire.No mention was made of whether or not she also helped to put it …
