No, I’m Not Shaking Your Hand, And I’m Definitley Not Smelling Your Finger

Last Updated on: 14th November 2025, 06:48 am

We all get lonely sometimes, but lonely enough to pay $15 for a bottle of stuff that smells like a vagina
that we can dab on our hands to make jerking off just a little more realistic?

A small clear vial filled with liquid is placed next to a black box. The box features a white circular emblem with a stylized, minimalist design above the word "VULVA" in bold white letters. Below "VULVA," the word "ORIGINAL" is written in smaller white letters. In the lower right corner of the box, it says "2 ml" in small print. Near the bottom edge, the website "www.smellme2.com" appears in a lighter, semi-transparent font.
Vulva Original

The erotic and intimate scent of an irresistible woman has been encapsulated into a small glass bottle, not as a perfume but purely as a substance for your own smelling pleasure.

The bottle is to be shaken gently and when only a tiny amount of this intoxicating substance is applied to the back of the hand the irresistible smell of a moist, sensuous vagina exudes and immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies, stimulating the cinematic visions of the imagination.

Breathe in and enjoy the scent of a beautiful woman anytime, anywhere!

Thanks…I think, to Greg for passing this life-changing product my way. I’m probably gonna be scarred for life now, you no good son of a bitch.

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