No, I’m Not Shaking Your Hand, And I’m Definitley Not Smelling Your Finger

Last Updated on: 2nd June 2022, 09:46 am

We all get lonely sometimes, but lonely enough to pay $15 for a bottle of stuff that smells like a vagina
that we can dab on our hands to make jerking off just a little more realistic?

Vulva Original

The erotic and intimate scent of an irresistible woman has been encapsulated into a small glass bottle, not as a perfume but purely as a substance for your own smelling pleasure.

The bottle is to be shaken gently and when only a tiny amount of this intoxicating substance is applied to the back of the hand the irresistible smell of a moist, sensuous vagina exudes and immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies, stimulating the cinematic visions of the imagination.

Breathe in and enjoy the scent of a beautiful woman anytime, anywhere!

Thanks…I think, to Greg for passing this life-changing product my way. I’m probably gonna be scarred for life now, you no good son of a bitch.

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