Is Canton’s Council Made Up Of Lawn Ornaments?

In Canton, Ohio, if you don’t cut your grass, you’ll go to jail. This law was apparently created because the city was sick of having to cut private lawns. So…how does this law help with that? You go to jail for something that really doesn’t need jail time, and if you’re in jail, how can …

Bruce Buffer Is For Shit And Other MMA Thoughts

Informal survey time. Has there ever been a ring announcer worse than Bruce Buffer? If there has I certainly haven’t seen him, because that guy sucks in spectacular fashion. He seriously infuriates me. His wacky mumble voice drives me nuts, and his constant habit of putting the emphasis on the wrong syllables makes me want …

This Is A Stupid Question, But What Are You In For Again?

If ever there was somebody with a name perfect for getting arrested for possession of gay child porn,Dick Dickinsonis certainly that man. The strange thing is that Dick isn’t actually his given name, but rather the one he chose to go by because for some reason Lindsey wasn’t working for him. My question is why, …

I’m Stallin’, And I Can’t Get Out!

If you’re this dumb, should you even be driving to begin with? Woman Calls Orem Police To Free Her From Her Locked Car A woman called Orem police Friday afternoon needing help because her battery died and she was locked inside her car. When police arrived, they found the woman sitting in the car, unable …

Get Well Soon, And Don’t Forget To Hit The Deck!

Boy, the folks making decisions for the US military are sure a thoughtful, kindhearted lot. Not only have they been nice enough to call disabled soldiers back to active duty in war zones, but now they’ve come up with the splendid idea of putting a trauma recovery centre right down the road from a firing …

Think Of The Children…Or I’ll Punt You In The Nuts

I love it when unrest happens right in my own back yard, though I guess in my case it would be parking lot. I was typing something up a few minutes ago when what sounded like a commotion caught my attention, so I stepped out to investigate. I’m glad I did, because we now have …

Anybody Know The French Word For Yee-haw?

Always the type to be hip with the times, it appears that line dancing isall the rage in France these days. But the fact that they’re something like 16 years late to the party isn’t why I’m posting this. Oh no. I’m posting this because for lord knows what reason, there is a movement within …