I probably wouldn’t have cared about this story until I heard the chick’s voice. Run the flash movie. She sounds like she’s either drunk as a skunk or stoned out of her mind. And excuse me, but who didn’t know that swearing at a judge in court isn’t cool? I guess Sarah Muller didn’t. She …
Monthly Archives: July 2008
My Baby Has Gone Down The Plughole
How the hell could a kid get his fingers so stuck in the bathtub that firefighters needed to essentially ruin the bathroom to get him out? That’s nuts!
The UroClub: For When You Can’t Have A Do Over, And Don’t Want A Spill Over
I don’t know what really needs to be said about this thing, it pretty much speaks for itself. Attention Male Golfers! How many times has this happened? You arrive at the golf course, and soon you’re on to 18 holes with your best buddies. After drinking sport ades, water, beer, and whatever, you’re on the …
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The System Is Guilty Of Sucking A Dick
What kind of world are we living in when somebody canmolest a little girl in publicand face up to 6 months in jail, but somebody elsepulls the old pretend to find a rat in the food trickand could be looking at 3 and a half years? Don’t get me wrong, I have no problem with …
Guide Dog Health Survey
I received this on a guide dog list, and the message asked that it be distributed far and wide, so here’s my attempt. Dear Guide Dog Handler: Morris Animal Foundation, the world’s largest nonprofit foundation dedicated to funding research studies to protect, treat and cure animals, has received a grant from the Laura J. Niles …
Forgiveness? The Gall!
What is it about this priest’s molestation that made the church actually do the right thing? Was it that he molested a girl? Na, priests have gone to their dying day without facing consequences for molesting both boys and girls. I think it was the fact that he did it on a plane, in view …
This Is Not A Brilliant New Idea
Here’s a message for Mike Yamamoto. Before you wrote this, it might have been a good idea to do justa touch of research. if you had, you would have learned that this phone is far from a novel idea. In fact, why should we be thrilled about a concept cellphone when we can use lots …
We Have The Right To Make You Forget
Um, that’s creepy. Apparently, if tasers don’t work to subdue somebody, police can call a perimedic to give somebody a shot of Versed. This stuff is often used when giving somebody a colonoscopy to sedate them somewhat and make it so they don’t remember what happened. If that’s what they used with me when I …
It’s A Beautiful Day In The N*******rhood
I know this is similar to the video of the Count from a while ago, but I’m low on ideas today and it’s not like this sort of thing is ever unfunny, so enjoy Mr. Rogers and his dirty, dirty mouth.
This Could Get Really Messy
What an ugly situation this is for all involved. This is one of those ones where I can see both sides. On the one side, we have Catherine Blow, who wants to go to a certain restaurant and eat. The only problem is she has Huntington’s disease, and it’s gotten so bad that she kind …