They May Lose Your Luggage, But You May Lose Your Child!

And I thought forgetting your kid in your car was bad. How in the blue bloody christ do you forget your four-year-old in the airport? I know you have four other kids, but how do you not even notice until the plane has taken off and the pilot informs you that your little daughter isn’t …

Search Fun Light

01 Aug, Fri, 05:04:49Google:sasha bennington msn address Um, why? She’s 11. Unless you’re 11 too, you’re a perv. Maybe you should go here. Maybe you belong there. 03 Aug, Sun, 06:31:03Google:Vince Weiguang Li, fuckin’ scumbag Yikes! Someone has an opinion already. I don’t know what I’d call vince. Maybe deranged, or disturbed, or scary, but …

Here’s A Family Who’s Going To Hate Business Cards

Dear family of Brandon Rayner: Are you sure that what you’re embarking on is a good idea? Really? Before you go any further, please read the story of Craig Shergold. I can see many disastrous outcomes ahead. Either your little boy will make it, and you’ll still get deluged with business cards, and you won’t …

More Info On The Greyhound Bus Incident

Well, it looks like our greyhound bus passenger-beheader has been identified as Vince Weiguang Li, and the mystery deepens. Li has no criminal record, doesn’t have a lawyer, isn’t saying if he’s getting one, hell, he’s not saying a single word. He just likes to give the courtroom floor a thorough looking-over. I love how …

You Have The Right To Remain In Your Room

I keep forgetting to post this. This deserves a post because, for one, it’s part of a theme of kids stealing police cars and taking them for a ride, and second, there’s a beautiful quote in here. The difference between the story above and this one involving Myko Lee Coker is that this kid’s in …