Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Here’s another one from my brother the baker. It’s always nice to know that my lack of faith in humanity isn’t unfounded. Unless your some relation to the Pillsbury Doughboy, you shouldn’t try this. Yesterday, I was slicing bread out in the front of the store when some woman came in. I’d say she was …
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If you’d like to read Matt’s thoughts on more things in the media that currently piss him off – text “STEVEGAY” to 12345. If you’d like to read about Matt’s family vacation when he was 10 as he camped in Algonquin Park – text “STEVEFAT” to 12354. I’ll wait. That’s what I thought. Advertisers have …
Leave it to AC/DC to go away for 8 years and then come back with something that doesn’t completely blow a goat. The band’s new album “Black Ice” comes out on October 20th, and the first single, “Rock ‘N Roll Train” has just hit the radio. I heard it for the first time today and …
Good news, ladies. Covert public alcohol abuse isn’t just for the guys anymore. Thanks tothe WineRack,you can now sneak free drinks with as much ease as we can with ourBeerbellies. This comfortable sports-style bra contains a special boob-enhancing polyurethane bladder that can be filled with your drink of choice. Simply slip it on, fill with …
It’s been a while since we’ve put up any guest posts, but that changes today. This one is from my brother. He recently started a new job, and every time I talk to him he’s always got stories to tell about something or other. A lot of them are about the people he works with …
What a day. I don’t even know why I say that – I’m just grumpy. I will try and keep the venom being spewed here to a minimum but sometimes you just have those days where shit pisses you off pretty hardcore – and ultimately it’s pretty marginal crap. For one thing. Maroon 5 can …
All the recent talk around here about bad music and things not being what they used to be got me wondering about something. Does anybody in the world still watch Saturday Night Live? And if by chance any of you do, do you watch it more out of habit and hope that it will some …
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I never thought I’d ask for this. I thought after I was no longer being tortured with this horrible excuse for a song, I would never want to hear it again and would want to make an effort to forget it. But here I am, making a request that seems…impossible? No, the impossible is only …
There’s a new trend in Springfield, Missouri that has everybody very confused. People are stealing…peepholes? Yup, peepholes. And noone knows why. It can’t be for the metal, since they’re mostly made of cheap steel. It has to be so they can get a peep at the folks on the inside. It’s been going on for …
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I’m at a serious loss for music right now. Part of this is due to the fact that I had a fire at my place a month or so back and still haven’t gotten my iPod back from the company who took the electronics to clean them. But mainly just because nothing has struck me …
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