Last Updated on: 10th October 2014, 08:08 pm
Here’s a note to the nice folks delivering the tons of mail right now. I know you’re busy. I know you’re on a deadline. But when you decide to leave a parcel in the lobby for me to pick up, and you say you’re going to leave it on the bench, leave it on the bench. If you’re going to leave it by the door, please, for the love of Pete, say you’re leaving it by the door! Don’t tell me you’ll leave it on the bench and then change your mind. That leaves me groping the bench like an idiot and then thinking somebody stole my parcel. Luckily, somebody came by and saved me from searching every inch of the lobby, but gees! I guess it’s my fault because I didn’t tell him I was blind and to be precise, but I figured “I’m going to leave it on the bench.” was a pretty easy thing to understand. I guess not.