Suck It

Last Updated on: 3rd October 2014, 06:08 pm

I really need to come up with another way of saying here’s another story about somebody humping something, but since I have to this point been unable to do so, here’s another story about somebody humping something.

29-Year-old Michigan resident Jason L. Savage has been sent to jail for 90 days after pleading no contest to a charge of indecent exposure arising from being caught in the act by police whilemakin’ it with a car wash vacuum cleaner hose.

Asked for comment on the case, Savage told reporters that “It’s been horrible. I’ve been keeping my nose clean and staying out of trouble.”

Not sure about his nose, but he was definitely trying to keep something clean.

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