And God Said, Let There Be Horrible Mutilations Of The English Language, And It Was So.

The other day, Steve happened to be cruisin’ around our page and saw an ad for a text lingo bible. We can’t click on it, but it sure peaked our curiosity. Steve and I thought two different things. I thought it was like a lexicon for all things textspeak. Steve thought it was a translation of the bible into textspeak. From the sounds of this article, Steve was right.

The Bible Society in Australia has produced a translation of the Bible in SMS version. “In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens & da earth. Da earth waz barren,
wit no 4m of life; it waz unda a roaring ocean cuvred wit dRkness”, are the beginning verses of the SMS version.

Unfortunately that’s all I can see, but the entire old and new testaments have been converted, and you can ask for verses and they’ll be texted to your, I mean ur, phone. Somebody wasted, I mean spent 4 weeks of their life doing this.

Eek. And we thought the pig latin bible was bad.

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