Kitty Porn

Last Updated on: 19th September 2013, 08:35 pm

Note to Keith R. Griffin of Jensen Beach, Florida:
Time to work on the excuses a little more, chief.

I’ll give him credit for originality, but not much else.

Our friend Mr. Griffin, when busted with more than 1000 child pornography images on his computer, told the police after reaching around to pull an explanation out of his ass that…the cat did it.Yup, that’s his story, and against what can only be described as better judgment since worse judgment would be nearly impossible to find, he’s stickin’ to it.

Griffin told detectives he would leave his computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard.

When he returned, there would be strange material downloaded, the release states.

Strange? Dude’s cat is downloading child porn by the truckload and the best description he can come up with is strange?

and let’s pretend for a second that he’s actually telling the truth. he’s not, but stay with me here. so the cat is letting his claws do the walking, and as it turns out he’s walking straight to NAMBLA headquarters. Wouldn’t it strike you right around the time you found picture…hmmm…let’s say 1 that maybe it’s time to move the keyboard or shut the thing down when you’re not using it? You know, just in case the cops or Chris Hansen are watching. Or if you’re not that bright, wouldn’t you at least delete all that strange material since you won’t be needing it and it’s pretty creepy and disgusting?

I’m having trouble coming up with a decent way to end this. Maybe I’ll step away from the keyboard and let Trixie jump on it for a few minutes in the hopes that she’ll come up with something. then again, I don’t much feel like spending the rest of the day explaining to Carin what all the doggie style references are about.

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  1. Ok, this guy takes the cake in stupid excuses.
    Someone might want to give him an IQ test to see if he’s not a bit touched in the head lol.

  2. Well, if he didn’t.. then I really would be concerned about the state of his mental health lol.

  3. Since last night we’ve been getting hammered with searches leading to this page. Usually when that happens after several years it means that either some media outlet is picking something up really late or that somebody involved has done something new. I’ve done some looking around and can’t find any references to Keith R. Griffin newer than this one. Well, I guess there’s the one that mentioned him in passing while talking about somebody else getting caught with similar material and offering an excuse, but that really isn’t about him. So if somebody who hits this page would be kind enough to tell me why they’re looking for it I’d appreciate it.

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