A Happy Egg Is A Processed Egg

Last Updated on: 25th March 2014, 11:58 am

I didn’t think boiling eggs was all that difficult, butperhaps I’m wrong.

TheHappy Egg Company,who’s website is completely inaccessible to blind people unless I’m missing something, is now selling packs of preboiled and preshelled free range eggs for folks who “love free range eggs but don’t have the time or knack to prepare a boiled egg.”


Company marketing guy Rob Newell, who’s name kind of rhymes with fool, said of the product: “As the summer months approach, we are confident they will be a real hit for picnics and offer fresh inspiration to those wanting a tasty and nutritious snack in minutes.”

I’ll give him partial credit since I do seem to have a “fresh inspiration,” but unfortunately I’m freshly inspired to lose everything I’ve eaten so far today.

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