It’s Drunken Driving Barbie!

Wow. You can get busted for drinking and driving, even if you’re driving a Barbie car designed for toddlers. Apparently it doesn’t even go as fast as a scooter. This brings up a weird question, and I can’t remember if I’ve asked it before. Can you get a DUI for driving a wheelchair drunk? I would think not since you can’t very well walk, but…

It sucks to be Paul Hutton. Because he’s driven cars for big girls and boys while drunk in the last ten years, he got a 3-year driving ban.

How often do you get to see a guy calling himself a complete twit? And how often do police get to stop a car designed for toddlers and find a drunk man in it?

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