If You’re Happy And You Know It, Stab A Friend

Last Updated on: 11th February 2015, 03:01 pm

Eek. Don’t piss off Michael Preston. He might make you think he is a jovial fellow, but he might just stab you in the neck.

The story goes that Preston, who has a smiley face tattooed on his chest, was arguing with David Mason about money. They went outside and goofed around in the snow, and things didn’t seem too serious. But they started arguing again when they came back in, and Preston went for a butcher knife. Another friend told him to put the knife away, and he did. But as soon as that friend left, he pulled it back out and fatally stabbed Mason.

I really don’t have any other words.

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