This Is A Robbery, I Think, Maybe

Last Updated on: 5th November 2013, 01:05 pm

Poor Harold Luken. He’s obviously not a criminal. He must have been desperate or something. What else could explain this complete and utter failure of a robbery attempt? His first mistake was to walk into the bank with only an Acoustic guitar. Yup, just an acoustic guitar. He said he had a gun, but a guitar was all they saw.

Next, he proclaimed that he was going to rob the bank, but he would wait in line, or on line as he put it.

When he got to the teller, he even told the teller he was going to pass him a note before doing so. I wish the story had said what was in the note. All it says was that it was unconvincing.

When the teller wouldn’t give him any money, he said he would even have settled for the balance of his own account! Or maybe he just wanted to know how much was in there. I’m not sure.

At any rate, he got nuttin’, and vowed to go rob City Bank. Unfortunately, he didn’t make it too far because he was grabbed by some cops and carted off to jail.

I kinda feel sorry for the guy in a strange way.

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