There’s anupdate to thestory of Colondra Hamilton,the woman busted last summer driving down the road while getting herself off with a sex toy to a pornographic video playing on the computer of her passenger. You remember, the one with the overly tinted windows. Yeah, that’s her. She’s been sentenced to 10 days in jail, fined …
Monthly Archives: April 2011
What A Crazy Old Bird
Now and then one of us will come across a story that we’re just not sure what to do with. Sometimes we can chuck it to the other guy and whoever that is will run with it. Sometimes one of us will ask the other for some ideas and go from there. And other times, …
Say Cheese, Michael Sona!
Well, all that stuff about Michael Sona trying to deflect questions about him being at the polling station at the university? Good luck with that deflecting now. There he is, in photos. None of the photos show him grabbing for a ballot box, but he tried to make people think he wasn’t even there. Well, …
I Don’t Take Police Orders, I Give Lunch Orders!
Now there’s a woman who won’t let anything get in the way of her fast food lunch. Police wanted to stop Roberta Spen, 64, because they noticed her brake lights were faulty. So, they flashed their lights at her trying to get her to pull over. No sir, she was not going to pull over …
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Fork You!
Here comes another story of a burglar thinking he was dealing with a weak old man. What he got was a Korean war vet, and what the vet gave him was a frying pan full of potatos in the face and a pitchfork in the side. Bleeding, the guy ran away, but the old guy …
Now It’s Time For You To Go To The Cage
Here come some more parents of the year. Alayna Higdon and John Eckhart sound like a pair of prizes. John has two kids with autism from another marriage. He and Higdon thought it was completely acceptable to keep them in a cage-like room, not send them to school, and leave them in diapers. Apparently the …
Prescription For Revenge Filled
This story makes me laugh almost as hard as the guy who stole everything under o. It seems a pharmacy was about sick of getting robbed, and the burglars always taking the same thing. Lortab. So, the pharmacist fixed their wagon good. He took a big bottle labelled Lortab, took the pills out, filled it …
Divergent Thinking Survey
Here’s a funky little survey I did yesterday. I guess the undergrad student is looking for participants with normal vision and those who are legally blind. Here’s the blurb about it. Hello:If you could please post this wherever you would see fit to advertise, I would greatly appreciate it! Thank you! I am looking for …
My God, Even They Think So
I don’t know why I’m up right now. Probably because I’m a total idiot. But I found this, and had to put both hands over my mouth to prevent myself from shrieking like a banshee. Someone has gotten cute, and smart, and has taken this song and has gotten a bunch of synths to sing …
Kindergarten Baby, Wash Your Face In…A Suspension For Crying
What a baby Bronson Clark must be. I mean geesh, kid got suspended from school for crying. Must be one huuuuuuuuuuge baby. Actually no, he’s a little one.A 6-year-old one in a kindergarten class,to be precise. Seriously. The brain trust (and I’m using that term very, very loosely here) at Virginia Beach’s Tallwood Elementary School …
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