Did Somebody Say Something Worth Throwing Some McDonald’s Over?

All these food feuds are strange enough, but even stranger is the food feud that’s seemingly without explanation. That appears to be what’s happening in the case ofBrant Goodwin Stephens.The 43-year-old is believed to be the one who threw a cheeseburger at the passenger side of a man’s car while the 2 were in a …

A Horse Is A Horse, So It’s Not A Big Deal If You Lose Your Arm In One

I love and hate lawyers for exactly the same reason. They’re willing to say any fucking thing no matter how ridiculous it sounds. Most of the time it’s completely infuriating, but other times the shit that comes out of their mouthes is so entertaining that it’s hard to stay angry for long. On this day, …

I Hear Through The Grapevine That He Might Be A Bit Upset

What to do when the 71-year-old ex wife you share your home with has a problem with you having your new girlfriend over? If you’re 75-year-old Sebastiano Russo, the answer is easy.Drunkenly throw a grape at her head, then threaten to murder her and burn down the house. A witness told the investigating deputy that …

This Is A robbery. This Is Also A Bad Choice Of Paper

The worst part of this guy’s night wasn’t that his name is Bruce Manlove, though I’m sure that’s its own brand of personal hell. NO, I dare say his worst moment was the time hewrote a robbery note on the back of some department of corrections paperwork, paperwork that just happened to have the name …

A Change Would Do You Good

Anthony Wilson can’t be a complete moron. If you’re smart enough to get away with robbing 5 banks, there has to be at least a little something going on upstairs. but maybe it’s more important to be quick on your feet than quick in the head, considering how his enterprizeultimately came undone. FBI agent Juan …

This Is A Robbery, I Think, Maybe

Poor Harold Luken. He’s obviously not a criminal. He must have been desperate or something. What else could explain this complete and utter failure of a robbery attempt? His first mistake was to walk into the bank with only an Acoustic guitar. Yup, just an acoustic guitar. He said he had a gun, but a …

Babies Wait For No Health Care System

I know rules are rules, but this is ridiculous. A couple immigrated here from India. The mom was three months pregnant. Apparently, in Ontario, the rule is that you have to wait 3 months before you are elligible for OHIP, the province’s health care. Well, the twins didn’t want to wait that long. They were …

Petting A Dog Without Asking Just Came Back To Bite Her

I have a feeling 99% of the people reading this are going to take what I’m about to say wrong. Oh well, off I go. The story goes that a woman walked into a Home Depot with a yappy little mut in a shopping cart. Over came a greeter, said hello to the woman and …