Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
All these food feuds are strange enough, but even stranger is the food feud that’s seemingly without explanation. That appears to be what’s happening in the case ofBrant Goodwin Stephens.The 43-year-old is believed to be the one who threw a cheeseburger at the passenger side of a man’s car while the 2 were in a …
Continue reading “Did Somebody Say Something Worth Throwing Some McDonald’s Over?”
I love and hate lawyers for exactly the same reason. They’re willing to say any fucking thing no matter how ridiculous it sounds. Most of the time it’s completely infuriating, but other times the shit that comes out of their mouthes is so entertaining that it’s hard to stay angry for long. On this day, …
Continue reading “A Horse Is A Horse, So It’s Not A Big Deal If You Lose Your Arm In One”
What to do when the 71-year-old ex wife you share your home with has a problem with you having your new girlfriend over? If you’re 75-year-old Sebastiano Russo, the answer is easy.Drunkenly throw a grape at her head, then threaten to murder her and burn down the house. A witness told the investigating deputy that …
Continue reading “I Hear Through The Grapevine That He Might Be A Bit Upset”
The worst part of this guy’s night wasn’t that his name is Bruce Manlove, though I’m sure that’s its own brand of personal hell. NO, I dare say his worst moment was the time hewrote a robbery note on the back of some department of corrections paperwork, paperwork that just happened to have the name …
Continue reading “This Is A robbery. This Is Also A Bad Choice Of Paper”
Anthony Wilson can’t be a complete moron. If you’re smart enough to get away with robbing 5 banks, there has to be at least a little something going on upstairs. but maybe it’s more important to be quick on your feet than quick in the head, considering how his enterprizeultimately came undone. FBI agent Juan …
Poor Harold Luken. He’s obviously not a criminal. He must have been desperate or something. What else could explain this complete and utter failure of a robbery attempt? His first mistake was to walk into the bank with only an Acoustic guitar. Yup, just an acoustic guitar. He said he had a gun, but a …
Wow. Everybody’s getting involved in this election, even Raffi! He even wrote a new verse to all us grown up belugas out there. Cute. Who knows what’ll make someone vote, so good on Raffi.
I know rules are rules, but this is ridiculous. A couple immigrated here from India. The mom was three months pregnant. Apparently, in Ontario, the rule is that you have to wait 3 months before you are elligible for OHIP, the province’s health care. Well, the twins didn’t want to wait that long. They were …
I have a feeling 99% of the people reading this are going to take what I’m about to say wrong. Oh well, off I go. The story goes that a woman walked into a Home Depot with a yappy little mut in a shopping cart. Over came a greeter, said hello to the woman and …
Continue reading “Petting A Dog Without Asking Just Came Back To Bite Her”
Remember William Melchert-Dinkel? Well, a judge saw sense and found him guilty. Now we’re just waiting for the sentence. That’s such a relief.