Last Updated on: 5th December 2018, 01:39 pm
It’s been a little while, so here are a few random jokes that have been tossed my way recently. Sorry for the smaller batch. I haven’t been the best about saving the good ones these days. As usual, some are stupid, some you’ll laugh at, some might just get you a little upset. I’ll leave it to you to decide which are which.
*Q: What’s the difference between Amy Winehouse and Jack Daniels?
A: Jack Daniels comes alive when you add coke.
*Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles?
A: His wife died.
*I was talking to my friend earlier when suddenly I wondered, who names their kid Earlier?
*Q: What did Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both had a 10-year-old crack addiction.
*Some priests told the children that it was okay to touch them because it said so in the bible, according to Mathew 10, Luke 8 and John 12.
*Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love & get married. The ceremony wasn’t much but the reception was excellent.
*I watched a film with a twist at the end last night. It completely ruined the projector.
*I heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow.
*A good ole boy walks up to a good ole girl and says “Howdy. How you like to come up to my place and have a little fun?”
“Well, I’ve heard about you good ole boys. Where exactly are you from?”
“I’m from Kentucky, way up in the hills.”
“Oh, I’ve heard about you guys from Kentucky,” she said. “You guys will screw pigs and goats and cows and chickens…”
“Wait,” he interrupts in a very indignant tone. “CHICKENS?!”
