When the police have been to your house at least 15 times to settle domestic disputes, what do you do to make sure that number 16 isn’t more of the same old, same old for them? Why you plaster each other with chips and dip, of course.
Police say they were called early Friday to a home in the community west of Peterborough, where there had already been 15 previously documented domestic disputes.
When officers arrived at the scene of the disturbance just after 1 a.m., they found both people covered in chips and dip after apparently fighting over the last beer.
A 39-year-old man and a 41-year-old woman, who’s names were not released, were charged with domestic-related assault.
I can’t think of an assault and vinegar joke that doesn’t sound totally stupid, so I’m going to go sit on a patio now. Hopefully I won’t have to fight over beer while I’m there.
Happy Sit On a Lawn Chair And Scratch Your Nuts Day long weekend to one and all!