We All Scream For Ice Cream, But Not Everyone Busts Up A McDonald’s While Nearly Naked First

You’re going to click this link, and you’re going to start asking questions. “Why in the name of god would you bust up a McDonald’s for no reason,” you may wonder. “And what ever would possess you to stick around and eat ice cream directly from the machine afterwards?”

You could take the easy way out, answer substances and perhaps be correct, but allow me to take the even easier way out. Florida.

A Florida woman wearing nothing but a thong rampaged through a St. Petersburg McDonald’s Monday, banging her head on the counter and then attempting to take apart the kitchen with her bare hands. Eventually, she chilled out by eating soft-serve straight out of the machine.

Why yes, there is a video. I’m glad you asked. It’s shot after the fact and is employees reacting to the security footage, but it’ll work.

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  1. If you click the video link and get a content warning from YouTube, you can either go through the steps to sign in or just try the embedded one instead. It should work without trouble. Well done, content filter.

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