Hardware Store

I thought about putting this one up earlier when I saw it the first time, but didn’t. But now that it’s found me twice…

A woman goes into the small-town hardware store and tells the owner she needs a drawer pull handle to replace a broken one.

He gets out one that matches her description and asks her, “You wanna screw for that?”

She thinks a minute, glances around, and replies, “No, but I’ll blow ya for that toaster over there.”

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